The laundry monster attempts to assess its surroundings while exposing as little of its body as possible |
Wednesday, May 29, 2013
Rare Laundry Monster Sighting
The mysterious laundry monster is difficult to spot because it's extraordinary camouflage allows it to seamlessly blend into its surroundings. A rare sighting of the monster was recently recorded in a college apartment. The monster prefers dry clothing, slightly warm from the heat of the dryer. The colorful melange of t-shirts and shorts can sometimes distract the monster long enough for a lucky observer to snap a quick photograph. Images of this monster are extremely hard to come by and therefore highly prized. If you spot a laundry monster in your area, remember to stay calm and fold your laundry as you normally would. Such a monster will seek warm places and retreat from the receding pile of clothing.
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